Why the Easter Bunny Brings Eggs
Why the Easter Bunny Brings Eggs ....
10. Big tax write-off.
9. Who ever heard of Easter Bricks?
8. Consider all of the varieties: scrambled, over easy, hard boiled.
7. He gets a good deal from the local chickens.
6. Secret plan to eliminate human race by cholesterol overdose.
5. Pressure from the Egg Marketing Board.
4. Because if it brought bottle rockets it would be the Independence Bunny.
3. Would you want to hunt for waffles?
2. He thinks guys should get chicks at least once a year.
10. Big tax write-off.
9. Who ever heard of Easter Bricks?
8. Consider all of the varieties: scrambled, over easy, hard boiled.
7. He gets a good deal from the local chickens.
6. Secret plan to eliminate human race by cholesterol overdose.
5. Pressure from the Egg Marketing Board.
4. Because if it brought bottle rockets it would be the Independence Bunny.
3. Would you want to hunt for waffles?
2. He thinks guys should get chicks at least once a year.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON THE EASTER BUNNY BRINGS EGGS .....
HA !HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
*****What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
**************************A receding hareline.
*****Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?
************************He didn't have the hare fare.
HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE !!! 
posted by CountryMouse at 3:22 PM
3 Comments:
What a goofball! Happy Easter L!
Yup, a goofball. It's hare-edity. Get it, hare -edity. Oh, oh, I crack myself up. Get it, eggs, crack. Oh never mind, I'll shut up now.
Hope you had a great Easter! What a little cutie L is!
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